The Mute Girl

Do We Really Need A Moon : The Mute Girl


I had heard of her many times, in many places – even far outside the county. When the first snows fell, when the year’s first snowdrops blossomed, when the air glittered with frost, they spoke of her delicate, unblemished skin and the perennial youth of the mute girl.

She was spoken of in every town and village. She had become something of a legend, and a dearly cherished mystery. Woodsman and prince would make their way to her door to humbly woo her heart, but she was never at home. Her mother received the guests, the most eligible, handsome gentlemen and stout fellows, but always apologised for her daughter’s absence in the forest.

I was hawking for carpentry jobs on the edge of the county when I came to her house. Her mother welcomed me warmly, and told me my passing was such beautiful providence. A simple job of replacing the floorboards in her daughter’s bedroom, where their dog had repeatedly scratched at the bottom of the door over the years, though – with all her mother’s questions and small talk – I was rather late in completing the job.

And that is how I came to meet the girl, as she returned home from the forest at dusk, with her basket of gathered herbs and flowers. She seemed a rather indefinite shadow approaching the house in the low evening light, but when she stepped through the door into the kitchen, she took on an unrivalled radiance. All I had heard of her was true. Her simple, unadorned beauty was no exaggeration.

When her mother suggested I take my supper with them, I could not find the good manners to decline. How I tried to avert my gaze from her silken hair, haloed by the lamplight. I found myself trying to clumsily pass every table condiment just for the desperate chance of touching her delicate snow white hands, catching the shy gleam of her glance. She smiled often, and appeared to be entertained by every foolish thing I uttered, but she would not meet my eye.

She had a strange childlike beauty – not a line or blemish in her young innocent face – but the grace and line of a young woman. I could not discern her age at all, but the tales of her had passed through the land for a good few years, so I knew she must have come of age. But where were her suitors? Perhaps people were put off by her affliction.

At the table she told of the daily events of the forest animals. She could utter no sound whatsoever, instead using a curious language of signs, which her mother translated to me, but the girl never looked my way for understanding. I thought of what a wonderful mother she would make with such a colourful imagination. When I left, her mother assured me there was more work needed doing, and begged that I return in a week. It was quite a journey for me, but I was only too glad to be asked back.

The following week, my task was to repair the legs of the bed, which had been chewed terribly by their mischievous dog. Again, the mother availed me of a great many questions and small talk – was I married, how was I with children and animals – and kept me till suppertime. I had desperately hoped she would, and that I would have a second chance to acquaint myself with her charming daughter. Then somehow, by the end of the night, I found myself engaged to be married.

The mother assured me that, although her daughter’s hands showed no callouses, she was actually very practical and industrious about the house. I assured her in return that I had no doubts about the girl, but made an apology that I could not accommodate a dog – which was met with a very confused look.

Well, the wedding went as weddings go – it’s a woman’s place to indulge in those details. It was joyfully attended by a great many, and the feast, though not extravagant, left nobody hungry.

And then the guests left, and we were alone together in the candlelit silence of our home. It seemed we both marvelled at the strangeness of it all. I had built this house, but somehow it looked unfamiliar and new when I thought of it through her eyes. I looked upon my bride, my wife, my own. But she would not meet my gaze.

I took her hand and led her towards the bedroom, but she stopped at the warm hearth and would not move. She looked so magical there in the firelight. I unribboned the lattice front of her dirndl dress, but she stayed my hand from undressing her. She took my hand and turned it up to her mouth, kissed the palm, and held it to her cheek. I was too overwhelmed to know or care for how long we stood in our kitchen in silence. I only recall our guests return for their cheerful great shivaree, clattering and screeching outside our little home like some deranged unbridled beast.

I laughed, and she looked up at me with those big doe eyes. But there was only fear in them. A wild eyed fear. How my heart broke for her. I drew her into my arms, my dear sweet thing. I kissed her forehead, my fingers all up in her hair, cradling her sacred head. I kissed her cheek, and found tears upon it. I held her precious face in my hands, lifted her ruby lips to mine – and she bit me! Not playfully at all. A good stinging bite on my lip. I could taste the blood strongly.

She flung herself from my grasp and looked at me. A strange, hungry, fearful look. Of longing and sorrow and – pity. Then she spun towards the window, and seemed ready to throw herself through, but I caught her by the arm. She bristled at my hold and swung at me with long flashing nails. I stopped the blow and held her, bewildered. Whatever had possessed her?!

Panting, she looked down at her straining arms and then flashed me a raging glower I could not even describe, as she bared her sharp teeth in a feral snarl, lashed her long tongue at my face. Her milk white skin became strangely mottled, darker now, then sprouted the blackest hair, as the guests outside hooted and clattered at their pots and pans.

And then she screamed – a great roaring tearing of the air – and my hold was broken. She twisted from me, tore from her dress, and I tried to grab her tail as she leapt and crashed out the window into the night. The clattering ceased, and I stood numb in our suddenly wintry kitchen.

There was an uncertain disquiet amongst the wellwishers outside. They neither knocked nor called out. They just stood, listening. When I opened the door, they looked at me with apprehension and concern. I followed their eyes, to my reddened lips, the wedding dress in my hands. They looked at each other’s moonlit faces and started to chuckle. They nodded and winked conspiratorially, wished me luck, and started on their way from the house.

I turned back into the house, fell into a chair, crushed the dress to my face, and wept.

When dawn came, I was still sat there at the kitchen table with her dress in my hands. Had I slept? I really wasn’t sure. Of all the confused questions mewling through my head, there remained only one answer – I knew I must find her.

The dawn light does not venture far into the forest, but becomes quickly entangled in it’s depths. The shadows seem almost to reach out to tap you on the shoulder, and all manner of echoes seem to whisper from the gloom. But the smell of the forest belonged to her, and I began to understand why she spent happy hours here gathering herbs and flowers. Perhaps she truly belonged here, and her quaint tales of the comings and goings of the deer and rabbits were not silly make believe at all. As I ventured further into the darkness, somehow I began to feel less guarded and concerned.

It did not take me long to find her. She had not run far. Her milk white body lay there naked and curled up warm with the deer and the rabbits.


Mr Rockin’ Bones!

This interview was first published in a zine called Playbat in the Spring of 1996. The same edition also featured an interview with the legendary Link Wray, which can also be found here on WordPress. Back then I was known as Dewey Inkbat, of The Inkbats, just another no account jumped up fool. I am now heard of as Frank Garland, of The Frank Garland Show, and nothing has changed.
The reader may find some of the language in this feature offensive if read out of context. I believe the messages they convey are not offensive in nature, but I apologise in advance for any upset. On with the show!

There was a time when rock ‘n’ roll was considered, quite naturally, as an evil negro disease threatening to infect the innocent minds of God’s own angelic white teenagers! The thing was, there was plenty of that poor white trash just itching with that infection – but few scratched so hard as young Ronnie Dawson.

With his close cropped flat-top, he was billed as The Blond Bomber, and he thrilled audiences with his wild live performances.  The kid was screamin’ an’ a-snarlin’, ragin’ an’ a-hollerin’ an’ plenty more afore he’d been weaned off the milk.

Ronnie Dawson’s career began with the release of the phenomenal ‘Action Packed’ which, like much of his material, is a rocket powered rocker of desperate teenage ambitions. Since it’s release forty years ago, he’s never lost that itch to play good time rock ‘n’ roll.

I never quit doin’ it, says Ronnie, It just seems more right now than it ever has.

The Blond Bomber was in England last December recording a new album for the No Hits record label, and it was a chance meeting that led to this interview with Mr Rockin’ Bones – y’hear me!

The man is tall and handsome, possessing a lean, disciplined frame that puts most half his age to shame. He takes his tea black with honey, and relaxes smoking a pipe, as we unlock some long untouched memories of the past.

How were you first introduced to music? What were your earliest influences?

My father was a western swing musician. I can remember listening to him on the radio in the Thirties. He had a band in Dallas, and they played on the radio every morning,  and then they had a club where they played at night.

And then my mother was involved in the church as a song leader. At first, my dad wasn’t a churchgoer, so he used to assign me to go to church – and, for the most part, I enjoyed it. At least the singing and musical part of it I really liked, so I got a lot of influence from that too.

Was it the bold Gospel style of the black churches, or the more sedate and conservative white worship?

It’s funny. They say that black people clap on beats one and three, while white people clap on the beat. If you listen, that’s the way it generally is. That’s the way white people hear it.

To me, there’s a white Soul; songs like Amazing Grace and Power And The Blood – they have feeling too. But the Black music was what always turned me on. I always wanted to hear that and, when I heard it, I always wanted to hear more of it, y’know?

Have you ever been tempted to go in that direction – record Amazing Grace?

No, I really haven’t. Maybe sometime I will.  But, to me, there’s not really that much difference. It’s just words. I get the same feeling singing Shim Sham Shimmy!

Did the religious teachings hold?

Pretty much – though I’ve tried to take it and be open with it and not narrow, and not condemn people. Each person has to have their own special spiritual awakening.  You have to develop it yourself.  I don’t think you have to go to church.

Some of the things I thought I’d got over, I find myself having funny feelings about. Guilt, for instance. I think churches like that instill guilt in people, and I don’t like that. I don’t think people should feel guilty about goin’ out and having a good time. I’ve learned a lot from the Eastern philosophies, because it’s a discipline I really like. I do a lot of disciplined things. I work out. I’ve been a runner for thirty years, and I meditate some.

Even reincarnation makes sense to me. I meet a lot of people that I’m sure I’ve known before. There’s been too many of these things happen to make me say that it’s not true.

Was your father your first musical hero?

Probably, but there were different people. I really loved Maybelline, and all that stuff Chuck put out – and Blue Suede Shoes, of course – but I thought he (Elvis) was black, ’cause you never saw any pictures of these people. They didn’t have the publicity system that they have now. So when I found out he was a white dude – man! I said, “Wow! Maybe I can do that!”

It used to be very exciting when we’d go to people’s houses to do what they call a ‘musical’. It was a thing where everyone was involved – even the kids. It would be rainy and cold outside in the winter, but you felt warm and secure inside.

At what age did you start recording music?

I made my first record when I was about four, with my dad and my uncle playing behind me. I hadn’t learnt to play an instrument yet, but I remember going into a little studio in this fellow’s house, and he had this small tape recorder. It had to be one of the first ones, ’cause it was the early forties.

My uncle played fiddle and my dad played guitar, and they put down a couple of Jimmy Rogers songs. That’s probably where I got a lot of my blues influence,  from my uncle. My uncle was a wild guy.  He played some bluesy things on that fiddle. You could tell he was heavily blues influenced, and my dad was too.

Was your mother fearful of your uncle’s influence?

Yeah, sometimes they’d have words about it, but I think it was the first thing that made my dad happy when I started to play. He loved it!

He could be a strict disciplinarian. He believed in the old values, which I do too, to a certain degree. But, when he would play, a transition would take place, and he’d become this person that I really loved.

My father used to say, “You’re not gonna be strong! You’re not gonna build and have any muscles! You’re not gonna able to do anything if you don’t drink your milk!”

But my father died at a very early age. He wasn’t a smoker, he wasn’t a drinker. My uncle was, and they didn’t get along. My uncle would drink quite a bit. He drank all his life and, ironically, lived to be almost eighty! Dad passed away when he was 57 years old. But he was a meat person – he didn’t like vegetables. Everything had to be fried. And if he didn’t like something – that’s it – don’t put it on the table!

Do you find yourself becoming more like your dad?

Very much so.

The discipline?

Yeah, that’s probably him. He always told me, ‘Don’t ever make me have to come and get you in jail!’

Those words still ring in my head. I can remember, when we were out, you’re thinkin’ about doin’ some kinda mischief and those words would always ring in my ear – I was just sure that he’d probably kill me!

One time, these guys and I stole some hubcaps off a ’55 Chrysler. I had a little cave built out behind the house we used to play in when we were younger. I hid those hubcaps in there, and I said, ‘He’ll never find ’em in there!’ But come Sunday morning, I heard him call my name, and he had this certain tone in his voice. When I walked out, he was standing there with those hubcaps, lookin’ at me.

That was probably the last whipping that he gave me. My mother told me that every time he did that, he would go off on his own an’ cry. She’d always get uneasy ’cause he’d get really emotional. He’d get really mad. I’d run, and he’d start chasing me, and I’d fall across the bed. If I fell across the bed like an idiot,  he’d really let me have it! I’d have belt marks on my legs.

But, through all of that, I don’t think that’s really necessary today – or maybe it is, but you can’t do it! It’s a bit much, but it was effective on me, and kept me from doing a lot of things I might have got in trouble for.

But you did get up to some high jinks?

Y’know, we’d get together and go out into a small park in town. We used to do this annually. The first one we did was really neat. We all got together and parked our cars and walked into the park and we’d start raisin’ hell, turnin’ over trashcans and knockin’ out lights.
What we wanted to do was get the police to come down there. There were only two police cars in town and, when they got in there, we locked them in and threw away the key. They chased a few of us and caught about fifteen – there were about thirty-five of us in all. They had a cooler behind the police station,  and all we could see were these arms hangin’ out the windows. They were hollerin’, ‘go get us some cigarettes, get us some sandwiches!’ That was probably the worst thing we did.

Did you have a gang nickname?

Probably “Tweetybird”, being that I was so little.

So did you start playing rock’n’roll at school?

Oh, yeah.

Were you considered an upstart?

Of course! Y’know, Elvis had just happened, and anybody got up with a guitar and girls would start screaming!

And that was a major incentive?

Ha ha ha! Not really, no. I didn’t really care, but I had a couple of buddies come by my house real early and took my guitar to school without me knowing. They put me on the spot. I had always been the kind who would walk along the halls and didn’t say anything to anyone. All of a sudden I jumped out, and there were some funny looks.

When you first started there was a lot of label hopping going on.

I started out on Backbeat Records. They were going to put out two singles in our original contract. I had already recorded these things with my manager, Eddie McLemore, Gene Vincent and Johnny Carroll’s manager. I had already made several demos – Action Packed was one of them, Rockin’ Bones was another – and there’s a new one they’ve just found, written by the same guy that wrote those. Anyway, Backbeat decided not to put out the second, so my management founded their own label, Rockin’ Records, which Rockin’ Bones is on. From there, I guess it was Swan.

Was no one prepared to go all the way?

Actually,  there was quite a push. I went on a promotional tour, which a lot of guys didn’t get to go on – but they knew I put on a good stage show. They thought they might have a hit record with me but, when it didn’t happen after a couples times…

But then Swan came along. That was a pretty big deal for us – until Dick Clark got investigated for payola, and that wiped us all out. Swan signed myself and Scotty Mckay to record. We were both blonde guys, and we were supposed to be the next blonde Fabians.

I bet you looked forward to that.

Well, we just wanted a hit. By this time we would do just about anything! Record companies always want to change your name. They always want to change something, don’t they.

Do you think they could’ve polished you up and kept your ears clean for long?

Man, I don’t know, Dewey, it’s weird. They told me, “We think we’d like to sign you, we’re interested in you. If we can get the sound which you get on stage, we can sell records.” That’s what they told me, so I signed. But after I sign, they take me to New York – and no guitar! It was horns, and a formula they’d had success with for Freddie Cannon.

Did they try to dress you up in frilly shirts?

I can’t really remember what publicity pictures they used. But it wasn’t so much that. They were trying to sell it ’cause I looked so young and had a flat-top. Because no one had a haircut like that – no one had the nerve!

Why did you have the cut?

Everyone did in my town – ’cause it was the cheapest!

Do you know the most common response I heard when I mentioned I was coming to interview you? One said, “Doesn’t he bat for the pink team?” I thought you might want to set the record straight.

Oh, I’ve heard that rumour, but no one’s ever said that to me. People can think what they want. I’m 56 years old and not married. Maybe they think that’s the reason, y’know?

Only thing I can tell you is, I still like women. I love everyone but, if I was to have sex with anyone, it would definitely be with a woman. Maybe they’ve seen me hug guys before, because I’m a hugger, I’m a lover. But as far as having sex with men? I don’t have sex with men.

How did you’re father influence your upbringing? I hear your something of a nature boy?

Yeah, I was raised on a farm, so we had quite a few animals – chickens an’ hogs. He always had hunting dogs too. But he didn’t believe in guns and he didn’t believe in violence. He would let the dogs go and hunt, and the dogs would tree the racoon and he would leave it. He wouldn’t kill the ‘coon at all. I respected that. He raised me saying that no good can come from owning a gun. In America they’ve just passed a law that you can carry a gun – you can licence and carry a gun! To me, that’s appalling! To me, that’s going back a hundred years. That’s just the nature of the politics which I’m very much against, and I still believe that. I don’t think any good can come from carrying a gun.

Do you involve yourself in political issues?

I used to, but not anymore.

Did you attract trouble?

No, nothing like that. I’ve never been that radical with it. If you make war with it, or fight someone – to me, that’s defeating the purpose. The only thing you can do is think and believe. I’m a positive thinker. I still think everything’s gonna bevalright with the world, and I still care very much about what happens.

Should music and politics be kept separate?

I used to feel I had to write a song and there had to be a message there, but I don’t really feel that way now. I don’t think people want to be preached to these days. Most people know the difference,  they know better.

So what’s the driving message in your music?

As long as it’s a good time and it makes you smile – that’s what I’m about. A good feel. Most of my songs, and most of the things that I record, have a good beat – a good intense beat – to them. If it makes you tap your foot and smile – and dancing, of course, is fine. If they want to dance, that’s okay with me! But I just do it to make people smile, make you feel good, ’cause that’s what rock’n’roll, to me, is about.


Here is a reprint of an interview I conducted with the long gone, legendary Link Wray almost twenty years ago, previously published in The Inkbat zine Playbat, long before Frank Garland, when I was Dewey Inkbat. There are some oaths and unfashionable words and deeds in this story which may cause offence to folks who read them out of context, but Link spins a darn fine yarn, so let’s go!



The history of America is built on the pioneering spirit of the Wild West heroes. As the Frontier was tamed, those heroes grew old and slow. Some lost their lives to a faster gun, whilst others played out their Autumn years as entertainers in Wild West sideshows. The same might be said of the History of Rock’n’Roll.

Of the early outlaws, renegades and pioneers, some wound up in jail, most lay resting on Boot Hill, others became sideshow parodies, and a rare breed never came home. Link Wray is one of those heroes who still rides towards the setting sun.

With a roaring six string in both hands, he scorched a trail into the uncharted Frontier of Rock’n’Roll many have followed in their search for Glory. Many of Rock’s most influential players – The Who, Neil Young, Motorhead,Iggy Pop, The Sex Pistols, John Lennon, The Clash, Bob Dylan, The Cramps – all were inspired by the original Rock’n’Roll outlaw.

While the other kids were rockin’ round the clock, Link was tearing holes in his speaker cones and slashing at our senses with his visceral raw sounds. While The Shadows were entertaining listeners with their warm, twangy Apache, this Indian half-breed was playing Rumble – an instrumental so threatening it was banned from radio play – to bars full of beer crazed knifer gangs.

His music has featured in the soundtracks of many popular movies: Breathless, Johnny Suede, Pulp Fiction, Desperado, and Terry Gilliam’s current hit, Twelve Monkeys – and this year sees the release of two new albums.

When I received a call from The Space Cadets’ Ricky Braun inviting me to the studio to interview Link Wray, I pulled on my boots, grabbed my hat, and strode to the motorway to begin a journey which ultimately took me 600 miles through several days of appalling November weather. [Though, almost twenty years later, I can’t recall why…]

When I arrive at the studio I’m welcomed by the familiar raw chords of The Rumbleman’s guitar being driven by the solid support of a hard rock beat unlike any of his previous work. But then, Link has never been content to stay in one place for too long, and holds no fear of alienating his hardcore fans in his attempts to keep his music fresh. In fact, Link states his case almost immediately on introduction:

“I don’t know whether the guys who are into fifties music will like what I’m doing,” he says, pulling his long black ponytail from his collar. “I’m doing Jailhouse Rock, but it’s a more punky, hard version – but I love Elvis, y’know?”

Link is surprisingly small in stature. His manner is relaxed, his handshake firm, his welcome enthusiastic. He smiles at me from behind dark sunglasses.

“I’m not trying to keep rootsy, ’cause the roots is already there. I’m just gonna be me today – like I’ve always been. When I play live, I don’t play Fifties music, even though I play Fifties songs. I don’t do it like Elvis did it but, when I play live, it’s like The Spirit of Rock’n’Roll is born on stage and, no matter what scene they’re in, the people all come together. And, when I put my music to them, it’s like a spiritual thing. It’s The Spirit of Rock’n’Roll in the heat of the moment. So I’m trying to create in the studio, here, the way I play live on stage.”

Link’s just finished recording the vocals for the Hank Williams classic, I Can’t Help It, charging the lyric with a frustrating, painful torment. “Even though I started off as an instrumentalist, I always wanted to be a vocalist,” Link confesses, “I always wanted to sing.

“When Rumble came out, I was in the R&B charts. They thought I was black! The promotion man, when he met me at the airport, he said, “I thought you was gonna be a big black nigger!”” But sometimes the difference in the life of a half-breed Shawnee to that of ‘a big black nigger’ was only the difference between a lynching and a shooting.

“It was very racial. But not only racial – they wanted to kill you!” spurts the Indian. “The cops, the Sheriff, the drugstore owner – they were all Ku Klux Klan. They put the masks on and, if you did something wrong, they’d tie you to a tree and whip you or kill you.

“When they burned the crosses, my mother would put the lights out. She put blankets on the windows of our shack, and we’d sit in the dark until they left. We done that lots of times.”

Link enjoyed the warmth of Good Old Fashioned Southern Hospitality from an early age. “We were called ‘The Hidden People’. My Dad tried to pawn us off as white but, when I went to school, they knew better, and I had to fight the kids. I carried a knife on me. They’d say, “You ain’t gettin’ in here,” and I’d say, “I ain’t? Ha-ha-ha!” and I went on in.” Link laughs a good deal. “You’re gonna find out I’m pretty crazy!”

And then some.


As we both agree that talking with our mouths full is both bad manners and good fun, we go in search of food. Link scouts out a Burger King, and we’re soon setting a full tray on the nearest four seater red formica table. The bright lights torment my tired eyes, and I crumple into a plastic chair. Link eases down opposite, and my reflection grows larger in his shades as he menaces with a plastic fork.

“I’ve never used a gun in my life – I’ve always used a knife. Switchblades. This Cherokee Indian boy taught me how to use a knife. He said to me,”Link, what do you do – if anybody attacks you – what do you do?””

Link leans across the table; taunts with his ketchup smeared fork; growls, “You cut ’em across the titty! They’ll cry every time. And don’t be afraid,” Link, as the Cherokee, warns as he skulks away across the pale grey floor tiles. “Make out you’re really scared, and when he closes in – ” the Indian lunges forward, slashing the air before me – “Wap! Wap! Wap! And your guy’s bleeding and he starts cryin’.”

Link slows down a pace, relaxes the deadly white fork. “Then you either kill him or let him run. And so that’s the way I survived.”


The raven haired man stabs into a tray of processed potato chips. “Y’know, I love this stuff! French fries and fish burgers. I don’t eat meat ’cause, when I was a kid, my Dad made me slaughter hogs. My Daddy used to make sow noises to the hogs. He’d go “Hronk! Hronk!”” Link bursts into a sudden rapport of grunts and honks, “Then he’d chop off their fuckin’ heads with an axe!

“I had to stand there as he cut the throat of the hog. But he didn’t drink the blood as it came out of the hog,” reassures Link, as he swabs a clutch of french fries through thick pools of ketchup, “No, he’d take it home for a hot blooded drink. I used to throw up and everything, and he’d get mad at me ’cause I couldn’t do it. It just wasn’t my cup of tea. I don’t like that shit, man.”

As he chews, he continues, “So we had big discussions over that, and him bein’ the Dad, and me bein’ the kid, he was gonna make me do it whether I wanted to or not.”

Naturally, I begin to wonder what kind of woman takes a pig blood swilling man for a husband.

Link smiles potatoes at me. “My Mother would name the chickens. When she got ready for the food, she would call the chickens up to her, and they just thought she was bein’ friendly. She’d call “Susie, John, come here! Cluck, cluck, cluck!” and the chickens would come up, and then, all of a sudden – SLAM! BAM!” And Link’s out of his chair again. “The neck was broken,” Link continues, “She’d take it by the neck and wring it like this, and the chicken would go fucking all over the yard. Then she’d dip it in boiling water and pluck all the feathers off it. But she had all of her chickens named.”

Link settles back into his past as he settles back in his seat. “My Mother was a street preacher and a full blooded Shawnee. When she prayed to God, she would pray in another language. I was sure it was Shawnee, but she wouldn’t teach me, because she wanted me to grow up into the white man’s world. But I was just growing up into an alien world,” and an Indian boy grows up very quickly in such a world.

“At ten years old I had to haul groceries for the white people, to make money so we had food to eat. I used to go hungry plenty times. Sometimes two or three days without eating. Crying. I was hungry.”

I’m staring blankly as he shuffles chips. It strikes me that, after eight hours on the motorway, this is my first meal of the day. I’ve half finished my coffee and it’s still too hot to drink. I’m brought to focus as Link’s tone lifts.

“We lived that way until I was fourteen, when my Daddy thumbed to Portsmouth, Virginia, and got him a job in a Navy yard. He thumbed back home and we piled everything we got into an old ’34 Ford and moved into a government trailer set up for people who worked in the yard. That’s when I saw my first electricity. We had electric lights! I was in Seventh Heaven! Our whole life turned around.”

I ask Link when he first got his hands on a guitar. “It was an old acoustic guitar. I was just eight years old. My Dad gave it to my brother Vernon, but he was five years older than me, and wanted to be out with the guys, so I started pluckin’ on it.

There was this old black guy who lived in an old shack next to the field where the circus would stand when it came to town. He saw me sittin’ on the porch, tryin’ to pluck away on this old guitar, and he came and tuned it for me. Then he took it by the neck and started playin’. My jaw hit the floor! I was determined to learn how to play that guitar.”

Six years later, Link begins to earn a living playing his guitar on the Portsmouth ferry. Of this, a handsome sum regularly found it’s way into the pockets of The Phelps Brothers. “I used to pay them twenty dollars to allow me to sit on stage and play with them, so I could get used to playing with them – so I could get used to playing in a band. They were friends to all the big Western movie stars – Tex Ritter, Lash LaRue, Sunset Carson – and he introduced me to them…but he always took the twenty dollars.”


A group of teenagers enter the restaurant, and I’m prompted to take the conversation down a different road, down the backstreets of his youth in a teenage gang.

“I joined this gang in Portsmouth, The Alexander Park Gang. They’d look out for me. This guy by the name of Sweets – he was the leader of this gang. And the lookout who was working with this gang was a sergeant on the police force. He’d tell ’em what stores to rob. But when they went to rob the stores, that’s when I went home. I said, “I don’t mind running with you an’ gettin’ in fights with you, but I’m not gonna rob anybody.”

“Sweets would say, “That’s okay, Link. You go home. We’re gonna rob the telephone company. The sergeant’s got it set up.”

But then our hero received a personal invitation to a big party some important people were throwing in Korea and, word was, he just had to be there.

“I was in the medics. It was like M*A*S*H*, but it wasn’t as funny. But then I got TB – everybody gets tuberculosis in Korea. And so I was in the Death House, throwin’ up blood, and the doctors thought I was goin’ to die. Then they discharged me when I was fit to come out of the hospital.

“After I left the service, I met this girl. She was the babysitter for my older brother, Vernon, who was married by now. At thirteen years old, she was too young for me. She had to get her mother’s permission just to be with me – not to fuck or anything – before I married her I never touched her. Her mother had to sign the marriage papers in front of the preacher ’cause this girl was just fourteen!”

Fully aware of the new responsibilities wedlock would bring, Link committed himself to making thorough preparations. “I was goin’ out with a taxi driver, and she taught me all the rules; she was my teacher and my lover. But this little girl, she wanted me to touch her, but I said, “No, I got this chick who’s teachin’ me everything and, when we get married, I’ll show you how it’s done.””

The wiley old fox laughs, “She could hardly wait to get married, so she could join in the fun!”

The education was not lost on Link, who applied his newfound knowledge earnestly. “She was fifteen when my first daughter was born, and I was twentyone. She had to get her mother’s permission to bear the child.”

It was around this time that Link and his brothers were playing country and hillbilly numbers as Lucky Wray and The Palomino Ranch Hands, with Vernon as frontman, Link on lead, younger brother Doug on rhythm, cousin Shorty on bass, and Dixie Neal on lapsteel. Together they would play regular slots in sailor bars in Portsmouth and live broadcasts on the local radio station.

1953 saw the first anniversary of Hank Williams’ death, and the boys travelled to Nashville to pay their dues. “I met Hank’s mom and his sister, and we sat on their porch, shellin’ peas. All over Nashville they were holdin’ country shows with people like Ernest Tubbs, Floyd Tillman and Little Jimmy Dickens playin’. So me an’ my brothers went down and played and Curtis Gordon got up and jammed with us.

“I saw something happenin’ that day when he got up on stage. He wasn’t doin’ the country music like country music. Right then I saw the spirit of what was to become Rock’n’Roll in Curtis Gordon. I saw the feeling! The Spirit! But sadly, I couldn’t go along with that first part of it ’cause I broke down in hospital and I missed that whole year.”

Both Link and younger brother Doug were admitted to hospital with tuberculosis in ’56, whereupon life took yet stranger turns. Link’s infection got the better of him and he lost a lung in the struggle. Although the doctors weren’t sure whether he would pull through, Link received reassurance from an event that would change his life dramatically.

“I was talkin’ to these black guys. We were just bullshittin’ each other, and he says, ” Link, why do you believe what you believe?” and I said, “I don’t believe – I know! And these fuckin’ churches in that day didn’t believe Jesus, so they stuck him up on a cross.”

“So this guy says, “Well, if he’s a God, why didn’t he come off the cross?” Then there he was! Jesus! Right in front of me! He was lookin’ down at me and he didn’t say a word. Then all of a sudden – WHAM! He lifted me thru’ the air!

“This guy, he got scared and ran into the bathroom. My brother Doug didn’t see anything but me goin’ thru’ the air. He got scared and shouted, “You shot the shit outta me! What happened?!” And I said, “God just paid me a visit.”


“It was The Power of God. Not to hurt me – just to let me know I wasn’t gonna die in hospital.” Link lifts the lid on his coffee. As he drinks, the curling steam leaves a fine mist on the black lenses covering his eyes. He nods. Grins.

“I came out of hospital and, three months later,  I had “Rumble” in my head. A four million seller – right outta the Death House!

“In fact, I made up Rumble at a record hop at a hot rod place in Fredericksburg, Virginia. There was about 12,000 kids there, and The Diamonds came to town with “The Stroll”. I’d just come outta the death house. I weighed only 95lbs – death warmed over. Someone asked for a stroll, so I just started playin’. I was in such pain I had to hold my arm in and kinda crouch down. People thought I was bein’ mean ‘n’ moody. All I could do was stand there with my shades on. They thought I was The Coolest Person In The World!”

Link Wray and The Raymen recorded Rumble soon after and, due to the persistent demands of his stepdaughter, Cadence Records chief, Archie Bleyer, released the record to an unsuspecting public. But Link isn’t so happy with the way his success was handled.

“Nobody got no royalty payments – and you still don’t today. Ask for big money up front, ’cause that’s all you’ll see. You don’t see no royalties.

“But it wasn’t the record company who was screwin’ me – it was Milt Grant and my own brother, Ray.” Vernon had changed his name to Ray Vernon to pursue a solo career. Milt was the promoter of the Fredericksburg gig, who was also involved in the band’s management.

“My brother was like my manager, and Milt Grant the TV host in Washington DC. He and my brother Ray, they had all the power. I was just a dumb guitar player, and they knew all the business. I didn’t know the music business. When God gave me Rumble, he didn’t say, “You gotta do that, you gotta do this!” God don’t work that way. That’s Satan who gets his calculator out and sees who he can cheat. Even tho’ I got cheated, I still got my health. I’m here today, and there’s a lot of people who are dead now. I don’t hold it against them – why should I? They’re Victims of Satan.”

Just desserts.

Hot apple pie baked inside a cardboard box, just like mother used to make. How do you get into this thing?

Anyway. It wasn’t long before Link and the boys were playing to capacity crowds in swanky uptown clubs. “Every time I played ‘Jack The Ripper’ they’d start cuttin’ each other up on the floor! Dancin’ an’ cuttin’ each other up!

“I’d go across the street to a little Italian place and eat my spaghetti. When I’d come back, the Washington police would be surroundin’ the whole damned club! Inside the place it would be completely fuckin’ empty, with blood spattered all over the walls! Yeah, Vinnie’s was a beautiful place… They finally made it into a parking lot.”


But all the fun of that halcyon era was about to end. The youthful naivety and optimism of the Fifties disintegrated as the politically aware cynicism of the next decade set in. “The whole idea of the fifties thing that Elvis started died with the President,” Link sums up, all crust and breadcrumbs. “I was in Washington DC, Jack Neitsche, The Lonely Surfer, had ‘Rumble In The Church’ in the charts and, right under him, they had Link Wray with ‘Run Chicken Run’. And then the President got shot – and that was it. I was at home when I heard the news, and I said, “Well, that’s the end of Rock’n’Roll.””

And that’s the end of our apple pie.

We step out into the cold night air. “I knew it would never survive, ’cause Elvis was doin’ movies now. He wasn’t doin’ live gigs. He was completely out of reach of the Rock’n’Rollers. I knew that the other Fifties stars couldn’t keep it alive. I knew they couldn’t.”

We had to make a stop at the late night chemist. Upon entering, we we saw a middle aged man conducting an impromptu physical education class with his son, a deadringer for The Milky Bar Kid. “A young man needs his exercise,” the father chirps. “Keeps a growing boy healthy!”

“It’s too late for us,” I return [still a young scamp in my twenties!], “Rock’n’Roll has taken it’s toll!”

“Rock and Roll?” the father smirked in nostalgic pride, “You youngsters aren’t old enough to know what real Rock and Roll is!”

Link Wray simply nods, and from behind his shades, flashes a Devil smile of Switchblade Menace!

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